Just in case there were any readers who thought librarians didn’t have a sense of humour…
Q: Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?
A: Because she was in the non-friction section.
Q: Why did the vampire check out a drawing book?
A: He wanted to learn how to draw blood.
Q: If you travel to Eastern Europe, why won’t you find any books in
Prague’s public library?
A: They’re all “Czech”ed out!
Q: Where does a librarian sleep?
A: Between the covers.
Customer: I am looking for a globe of the earth.
Librarian: We have a table-top model over here.
Customer: No, that’s not good enough. Don’t you have a life-size?
Librarian: [pauses] Yes, but it’s in use right now.
Wanting more? Try these laugh-out-loud joke books available in the collection…
The whopping great big bonkers joke book by Ian Cunliffe
The new adult joke book
by Johnny Sharpe
Jokes to tell by Nick Bryant
And now for some light relief– : the genuinely funny joke book by Peter FitzSimons